That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
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Thanks for saving my life, asshole.
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- Sorry. - What are y'all doing?
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Come on!
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Okay.
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It's just... I didn't feel good about myself.
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Don't fuck no teachers.
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I enrolled you in a bunch of bullshit courses like photography and drama. Get in with the burnouts and the cool kids. Find out who's slinging this shit. Schmidt, says you were a virgin - through high school. - It says that?
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Maybe try one cooler.
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Here, take the money, all right? We're getting out of here.
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You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man! Tough titty. I fucked her, too.
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Ja feel, ja definitely feel.
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Where is he? There's my guy! There he is! That's him. That's him.
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The only approval that I ever needed was my best friend.
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Yeah, sure.
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- Don't do it, man. - Why... - Keep that dirty dick in your pants. - Dirty? Don't fuck no students.
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Sir, I just want to throw out to you that I would give a shit if he was black.
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I'm sorry. My mom's such a dick. She just, like, smothers me with affection and makes me feel like I'm five years old. Wow. You're a sharer. I dig that.
