That is a weird joke. I thought your dad abandoned your family. No, he did walk out on us, though.
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Yeah, I can hear her breathing. She just passed out from the drugs. We're good. Drop the guns or... All right, all right, just chill out. We're gonna drop our guns. You got to let the kids go, and no one's gonna die, okay? Just drop the guns, and kick them over here.
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Mr. Walters?
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Speaking. Hey. It's Schmidt.
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Put them down. Nice! Yes!
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4.5s
Come to Andrew's French Fly Emporium.
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21.8s
Oh, yeah. You boys are so good at this. Oh, yeah, Cinnamon! Oh, my God, we're getting such good evidence. I stole some of that Bunsen burner crap from the chem lab, threw in some of my Cool Deets, and it was muy delicioso! Then one day I catch Eco Butt-munch over here smoking a J.J. behind the field house, and I'm like, "Hey, you want to make some coin?" What a green penis that guy is, huh?
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12.1s
It's Doug Schmug McQuaid. Hey, man. It's so weird that you're calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.
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What are y'all doing? How'd you get a key in here? Ms. Griggs gave us one so we could work, tutor, deal Bakugan.
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What kind of bullshit do they say about a covalent bond in this school?
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6.7s
D.B., shoot these motherfuckers. Oh, come on, that's unfair! We put our guns down in good faith. You're a liar, and you're mean!
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5.8s
That's my quesadilla! Who wants a piece? Huh? I know you're in there, Doug, or whatever your name is! You lied to me!
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You bought us Taco Bell. Eric, honestly, that was a sincere gesture. You made me this friendship bracelet. Well, he's not really your friend. He was pretending the whole time. I'm gonna cut this the fuck off later, all right?
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15.5s
It's the Juggling Society, but it's fine. It's fine. They're stealing equipment from the chemistry lab. That's what we think they're cooking the dope with. I enrolled you into honors chemistry. Here's your new identities, all right? Brad and Doug McQuaid.
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Oh, Shit! - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. Oh, my God, dude! Get them! Motherfucker!
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- What happened? - I don't know. - It just didn't explode. - That's weird.
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7.1s
No. I just assumed it, due to your many years on the honor roll and your membership to the juggling squad.
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It has a crystalline structure. If you can't respect that, you're a butt muncher.
