Dude, that was so crazy, man. I swear, best party I've been to in years. Dude, I'm doing crazy stuff like that, - like, all the time, man. - I bet you are. Dude, I'm so amped right now, God!
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You okay?
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All right, let's do it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What? What are you doing? - What? What are you talking about? - Are you two-strapping?
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You got to one-strap it. Seriously, I would no-strap it if that would even be possible. Okay, what makes you the expert? I was cool in high school, and you weren't.
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What the fuck are those things? I'm so confused right now.
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So your parents are just cool with having people over whenever? Yeah, you know, they're out most nights. Pretty laissez-faire about the whole thing.
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Try to turn it, try to turn it, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert! Hey, boys, this eco-pussy is going down today. Take down eco-pussy. Take down eco-pussy!
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I don't know what they are.
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- Is that your car? - Yeah. What's that thing get, 10 miles to the gallon? No, try, like, seven.
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah. That is the actual sound of choking.
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And then you two show up, with 30 days left, causing trouble in my school. I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear? You guys cross my line again, and you walk into this office, I'm going to expel you. You got me? All right, let's do this. Which one of you is Doug?
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- Shit! - Shit, dude. Are you okay, man? Hey, what the hell? Are you serious? Well, turn that gay-ass music off. - You punched me because I'm gay? - What? No. Come on. That's not cool, man. That is really insensitive. I didn't punch him because he's gay. I punched him, and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards. - I was gay when you punched me! - In a weird way, it might have been homophobic not to punch you - just because you were gay. - Right. You punched a little gay black kid in the face, and it's not even second period. How do you explain that?
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- Hi. - Hey... - Hey. - Good morning.
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I'm putting it right there.
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Yeah, after we made the exchange, our potential business partners got followed by some fucking cops. That's insane, man. Are you serious? Okay, it's just I don't want to go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with "grape"!
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- Are you texting? - No, I'm not texting! - Yes, you are! You're texting! - No, I'm not! Okay, almost done.
