How could you look 20 years older than my gray ass? Yeah, it's good to see your ass, too.
Shaft
16.2s
You're a 60 year old man, and it's a Tuesday. Rule number one. Any woman that dresses up to comes out on a Tuesday night, is my kind of woman. How you think I met your mom? Okay, that's that's enough with the rules. You know what? I'm out of here. Excuse me, gentlemen. These are courtesy of those two ladies.
Shaft
10s
Besides, I'm looking out for the boy. I've put him in the Baby-Sugar sandwich. You gonna be out here with this shit on? Yeah. That's some good looking out right there. What, you think you sexy? - Oh, shit! - ...not doing...
Shaft
27.4s
Who-ho! Rule number two. Never turn down free drinks from a beautiful lady. Hey, Shaft! Looking good. Yeah, when are you gonna let us give you the two-for-one special? Mm? Who's your friend? Oh, ladies. This is my son, Junior. - Oh, my God, you have a son? - Look, I always get y'all mixed up. - Baby. - And Sugar. - Sugar! - Come here. Oh, okay. Come on, now. Wait, those can't be your real names. I bet there is nothing junior about this Shaft.
Shaft
3s
Never throw up on the hot girl that's feeling you.
Shaft
12.7s
- Look, I need to ask you a favor. - What you need? You still packing? "Still packing". Boy, back in the day, we didn't need guns. All we needed was our bare knuckles. Oof. Old school. Okay.
Shaft
1s
Oh!
Shaft
5.3s
Supermercado is proud to support all groups. - Really? - Really.
Shaft
1.3s
What the fuck!
Shaft
1.4s
Fucking niggas.
Shaft
1.1s
Whoa!
Shaft
1s
The usual.
Shaft
1.4s
So heads on a swivel.
Shaft
2.3s
Ready. Fire!
Shaft
1.8s
And, son, remember.
Shaft
14.9s
Okay, she left. Hm. Again, bro. If someone is asking if you're an FBI agent, just say you're an FBI agent, man. - Hey, man. - Good to see you. Especially if she looks like that. - Oh, I got you a little surprise. - Sasha! Oh, my God! - Hey! - What's up?