Let's go, Jennifer! Let's go to the van. I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van. Why? Why should we? We have the Sebring. Let's just get out of here! Let's go to L.O.O. and get some Northwoods Nachos with extra badger sauce. - Please? I'm starving. - Needy, stop it! Just shut up.
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It's probably nothing. Look, I'll call you later. Okay.
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That's so strange. Maybe I'm going crazy.
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You're okay, right? Uh, yeah. But there was this huge stampede, and all the people that fainted got run over, and you could hear their bones breaking. And the people� like, the people on fire just smelled like� This is crazy. Jennifer's still with those creeps. They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist? She's still in there. We have to go find her. Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags... with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death. Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here! I'm all alone. I'm freaked out. - Where is your mom? - Swing shift.
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- Hey, Niedermeyer. - Oh, thank God you're there. What's wrong? Jennifer's gone. She ran offwith that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down.
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Oh.
Jennifer's Body
27s
Listen, it's really dangerous out here. You wanna head someplace safer, like my van? What? I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place. And right now, I feel like that's my van. Okay. Okay, this one's in shock. Great. Are you in shock? Have some ofthat. No. Jennifer? Hey.
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I watched her get into that van, and I knew something awful was going to happen. He was skinny and twisted and evil, like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.
Jennifer's Body
5s
Jennifer? Oh, thank God you guys are all right. I've been looking everywhere for you two.
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5s
Needy, do you want me to come over or something? I don't know. Maybe.
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Stay on the phone with me, okay?
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Okay, so now there's no one here.
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Needy?
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Run!
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No!
Jennifer's Body
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Good evening, Devil's Lake. Devil's Kettle! Fuckin'- A right, it is. dd d All alone in an empty room d d Nothing left but the memories d d Ofwhen d d I had my best friend d d And I don't know how we ended up here d d I don't know but it's never been so clear d d We made a mistake, dear d d And I see d d The broken glass in front of me d d I see d d Your shadow hanging over me d d And your face, I can see d d Through the trees d d I will find you d d I will heal d d The ruins left inside you d d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d d I'm still here breathing now d d I'm still here breathing now d d Until I'm set free d d Goin' quiet through the trees d d And I remember how we used to talk d d About the places we would go when we grew up d d And all that we were gonna find d d And I remember watching our seeds grow d d And how you cried when you saw the first leaf show d dd Let's go!
Jennifer's Body
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You know how last night we were talking, and someone came to my house? It was Jennifer. She looked like she had been beaten up or shot or something. And then she barfed up this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff... that looked like roadkill and, like, sewing needles mixed together. Yuck. Well, she probably just inhaled a whole bunch of smoke or something. No, Chip. No, it was like� It was, like, evil.
Jennifer's Body
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We lost eight precious students... including Ahmet from India, several parents... and our beloved Spanish teacher, Senorita Erickson. No way. Erickson ate shit? Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns... about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho.