I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies... and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person. But sometimes change can be good. For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, but ifyou're bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities. You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.
Jennifer's Body
39s
Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
Jennifer's Body
29.6s
Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. It's a rock show. This is my rock look. Well, I can see, like, your womb, so� I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. Girls like her don't go out with drummers. - Thanks a lot. - No offense. She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins?
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman. Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Put it in.
Jennifer's Body
55.2s
I need you frightened. I need you hopeless. Hopeless. Hopeless.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Dirk, what about her?
Jennifer's Body
10.2s
What do you want from me? Just want to explain some things to you. Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. Right?
Jennifer's Body
3.5s
It's really cool. Just watch. Look.
Jennifer's Body
9.6s
I think he may be having second thoughts about you. Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to.
Jennifer's Body
30.5s
Thank you. - All right. - That's it? Yeah. I found it online. "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"� What is your name again? Tiffany? My name is Jennifer. Super. "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle. " Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want.
Jennifer's Body
6.4s
Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. Boo. Cross out Needy.
Jennifer's Body
17.7s
I think they need two groupies. No! No. Come on. Don't be so J.V., Needy. They're just boys, morsels. We have all the power. Don't you know that? These things? These are like smart bombs. Okay? You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.
Jennifer's Body
13.7s
Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. I wonder if he's circumcised. I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. Ew. Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit.
Jennifer's Body
26.9s
We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray, who was plucked from the prime of his youth� Colin! Take me with you! I belong down there... in the darkness! No, Kevin. Those are just his earthly remains. He's among the dark angels ofthe realm now. Fly, Colin. Fly into the firmament.
Jennifer's Body
11.7s
So, why are you headed east? I'm following this rock band. Must be one hell of a group. Tonight's gonna be their last show.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
You made it out.
Jennifer's Body
24.5s
That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.