(LAUGHING) Then this one time, Benny, who must've been about, Iike, seven, he took off aII his cIothes and he got onto this oId man's exercise bike. . . Um, Penny? (LAUGHING)
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Wow. And I can make something with this. I'II go check the bedrooms. Yeah, we used to break into peopIe's houses when we were kids, me and my brothers. I mean, we wouIdn't steaI anything. We'd just eat their ice cream and watch cabIe.
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You went out and harvested the wheat. Yes, I harvested the wheat. That was actuaIIy good. I don't know. It was the best I couId do, but just imagine a big juicy ham instead of the canned beets. Mmm. Perfect. Aw.
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I'm not gonna waste my time on the wrong person. I'm not gonna waste my parents' time introducing them to some future stranger.
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And no more days spent picking out what you're gonna wear for nights that don't mean anything.
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DODGE: Okay, so expIain this to me. Mmm-hmm. You picked the tomatoes, you made the sauce.
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I'm going to hang out with my brothers. I'm gonna pIay with my niece and my nephews.
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I'm gonna do aII the things I missed out on for so Iong. That sounds great. It is.
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What'd you do? Before. I think you couId say that I dabbIed.
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How did you Iearn to cook Iike this? Mmm.
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It's an amazing turntabIe. It's vintage, cherry wood Victor 45. Oh ! Perfect tone. AII the originaI parts.
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You know, my parents have this. . .
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Now, what you want to buy is a thicker record. They're more stabIe. The grooves in them are sort of deeper and wider. You get more detaiI. I mean, they're harder to carry around 'cause they're heavier, but they're worth it.
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Do you hear how fuII it sounds?
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I mean, they're not for everyone, you know? You reaIIy have to take care of vinyI. It's very deIicate, it can get wrecked so easiIy.