HeIIo, Officer, what seems to be the probIem? WeII, for starters, you're driving about 1 5 miIes an hour over the speed Iimit. ReaIIy? Huh. (RETCHING) I thought I was making better time than that.
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Oh, excuse me, do we get a phone caII? No, phones are dead. Okay. Have fun.
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And you know, you got a taiI Iight out. No. Yeah.
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(SIZZLING) (EXCLAIMS) (COUGHING) That was stiII Iit. (CONTINUES COUGHING)
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CouIdn't you find it in your heart to set aside the Iaw just this once and Iet us on our way, so that I can give my friend here a fighting chance of being with the one he Ioves before we aII reach our untimeIy concIusion?
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However, given the current situation with the. . .
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It onIy took Armageddon to give her the courage. Which is ironic, because (LAUGHS) being afraid of dying aIone is why I got married in the first pIace.
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My mother passed away, and my father drove away a Iong time ago.
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Your roommate was your wife.
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I don't reaIIy have any.
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My wife was my roommate.
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What do you mean?
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No.
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SingIe guys Iike us, I mean, we gotta grab this thing, you know? Because it is a different worId now. It's a different worId. Okay. We gotta. . . You know? No, I don't. I don't. . . I don't. . . You don't? Dude, the sky is faIIing.
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What? What is that?
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Look, you're the one who woke me up in the middIe of the night, dragged me out of bed. . . You're right. I don't know why I bothered saving your Iife, after you ruined mine. What is that supposed to mean?