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How are you friends with Colin Gray? I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser.
Jennifer's Body
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Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. I mean, you agree, right? You're shaking. Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here. You want my hoodie? d All alone in an empty room d The days marched on as usual, but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. Most of us. d And I don't know how we ended up here d d I don't know but it's never been so clear d d We made a mistake, dear d To the rest ofthe world, we were famous. We were saints. Our town's only bar had burned to the ground, and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack. The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. And the press, God! They couldn't get enough of our little world of shit. d Through the trees d d I will find you d d I will heal d d The ruins left inside you d d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d d I'm still here breathing now d d Until I'm set free d d Go quiet through the trees dd Still, we were healing. Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey!
Jennifer's Body
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As you all know, today is the one month anniversary... ofthe tragedy at Melody Lane... and the murder ofJonas Kozelle. Boring. Jesus! What a bitch. As I was saying, Jennifer and Needy, I finally have some good news to share with all ofyou. The members ofthe rock and roll group Low Shoulder... have decided to extend a helping hand to our community. As you all know, their song, "Through The Trees," has become our unofficial anthem... of unity and healing. And they have decided to release it as a benefit single. Three percent ofthe profits will go to local families... who have been affected by loss. What about the other 97%?
Jennifer's Body
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Why are the cops at your house? They're not. They're atJonas Kozelle's house. Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered. What? Yeah. Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school. They ate parts of him. No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops. His mom is, like, catatonic. She's just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue.
Jennifer's Body
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- Yeah? - It's that good. Well, that's nice. Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle oftown. Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. That's sweet, Jen. You know, I tell it like it is. And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day... since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. Jesus didn't invent the calendar. Whatever. Other line. Hold on. - So blow it off. - It'll just be a minute. Pooh. I'm crossing you out. Hey. I need to see you right now. I can barely hear you. dd It's because Camille is playing the piano. Knock it off, Camille! You knock it off! Can you meet me at McCullum in 10? You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese! Uh, 15? d Heard you're new in town d d Want someone to show you round d d Well, no one knows this place just quite like me dd - I gotta go. - I am a god. Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park. You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches? What's the story down there? I gotta go.
Jennifer's Body