- Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. You told us you were from Brooklyn. My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks� - I don't know. Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so� Fine. Okay? You know, I'm notjust your bassist. I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. And you're right. She is a virgin. And that beats sleeping with creeps like you.
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Aw, shit.
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Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you.
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Are you lost?
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"Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. Tits were her trademark.
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We can play Mommy and Daddy.
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Am I hurting you? Am I too big?
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What? Are you scared? I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. Here you go.
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Do you even know my last name? Silly. I've been sending you signals all year.
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Couldn't you tell? You give me such a wettie.
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No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.
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Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
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Chip was right. Melody Lane is definitely not a club. Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. As they come around the corner- All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. d You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground d d You stay up, you won't come down d I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. What up, Craig? He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. Swing and miss.
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Maroon 5. Okay. That's what I thought. Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.
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Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. Oh, hi, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here. - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. Fuck you. Let's go to the club. Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. Eat my ass, Chip. You're justJell-O 'cause you're not invited. I'm notJell-O. That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.