Well, what about the dance? Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip? I do. I ordered your corsage. It's an orchid. It was, like, $12.
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I got the monopoly on pain.
Jennifer's Body
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I- I couldn't hear it. Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who. Our little Needy. Yeah, she� I mean, are you worried? Because I am super stressed about her. Welcome to the Spring Formal!
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Ladies' pepper spray? There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys. Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex. Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him? Lasagna with teeth? You heard. dd You picking Needy up at her house?
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You come with me. We're gonna sort all this out, okay?
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2.3s
Hey. Hey. Jen?
Jennifer's Body
15.2s
Needy. I should have believed you. I'm sorry. No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? Okay? Yeah. Okay.
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More than I've ever had the guts to admit.
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- You're all right. - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 'Cause last night at my house, you were� You do have a tendency to overreact. Remember when we were in Girl Scout camp, and you thought that there was an earthquake, but it was just two guys with a ghetto blaster?
Jennifer's Body
31.3s
Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. What? Why? Look, just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. What are you talking about? Not here. What's going on? You're breaking up with me? Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. Is this aboutJennifer? Yes! But I promise you this is the last thing� Needy, I care about you. A lot. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. And I'm scared ofwhat's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. Please just let me show you.
Jennifer's Body
10.8s
I hope everybody has had an opportunity... to consume some of the pecan sandies and Cran-Grape... that were so generously donated by the parents club. Yeah!
Jennifer's Body
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She's been acting a little off lately.
Jennifer's Body
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"Demoni"� "Demonic transference. " It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... without using an actual virgin. The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. It all makes sense now. Read this. "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, "but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon. " - Okay. - She's eating boys! They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... and her hair looks amazing. And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. I mean, like, ugly for her. Don't you get it? The dance. It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Jennifer's Body
17s
Okay. Um� Well, we've been having a lot of fun in class, you and I, and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something. There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. I don't like boxing movies.
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Virgin mother. dd Crap. You said it. Hey, Mom.
Jennifer's Body
8.8s
We can't let that damn fire win. It already won. God bless you kids.
Jennifer's Body
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- Hey, Niedermeyer. - Oh, thank God you're there. What's wrong? Jennifer's gone. She ran offwith that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down.