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37.2s
[Nick] Oh no. [newsreader continues in French] - [Audrey] Wait. What? No! - [Nick] What the-- I didn't take a cheese knife. I took the cheese! Why did you grab it? Why did you have cheese? I had cheese because I had the hookah munchies, and it was good cheese. That knife never left the room, Nick. But it did leave the room. Maybe they stole the knife so they could deepfake us. - Our fingerprints are all over it! - C'est caca! - We did not do this. - [French accent] Television say bullshit! - We're not capable of doing anything... - Nous sommes innocents! - Innocents! - ...like this. Like, uh, opposite of O.J.! [Audrey] We would never do this. - I swear! I promise you! - No. [all gasp]
Murder Mystery 2
21.2s
I think I can clear that. Nick, three meters is, like, ten feet. I had the high school record for the long jump. And I'm not kidding. I went further than that back in the day. - Hmm. Did you? - Yeah. What'd they call you back then? "Nicky Long Legs"? You're mocking me? [Audrey] You're not gonna make that jump. It doesn't make me feel good to prove you wrong, but I'm gonna. - All right? - [Audrey] Mm-hmm.
Murder Mystery 2
17.9s
Can't you put on beach waves or something nice? [Nick] The whale noises help me fall asleep. - You took away my Ambien, so... - [Audrey] You know why? Remember the last time you took Ambien? You went sleepwalking into the lobby wearing my underwear, and then you started watering the couch. I don't remember doing that. Look. Doorman took a picture. It's my screen saver.
Murder Mystery 2
1m9s
You gotta tell me who on earth ever called you "Nicky Guns." You gotta tell me who didn't call me that. Everybody called me that. This is the heaviest goddamn case of money I've ever felt. Why couldn't they Venmo? This thing weighs... My hands are killing me. I'm gonna go two hands. Does that look weird? - [Audrey] Your hands are cute. - [Nick] "Cute"? What does that mean? - You have cute hands. - Your family has orangutan ha-- You grew up thinking giant hands are normal. [Audrey] I never said dainty hands. I said it's weird to high-five you 'cause your hands are little. [Nick] They're average hands. - Your grandmother can palm a bulldog. - [Audrey] Oh, please. [phone ringing] Shit, shit, shit. That's the phone. Okay, here we go. Initiate the trace. Hi. Bonjour, uh, madame or mademoiselle or monsieur. Go ahead. [Vik] Nick, it's me! [screams] [Nick] Rajah! You okay? So we got the money, and we just need to know where to bring it. So tell us, and we'll get you out of there. - [Vik yelps] - What happened? [kidnapper] You have your proof of life. Now take the money to the van at the curb. Okay. - Wh-- Wh-- What van? - Van? What van are we talking about? That van there? [kidnapper] Don't point, you idiot! Just casually walk in that direction. Okay. Okay. I'm coming. [kidnapper] Anything out of the ordinary, and the Maharajah dies. Don't do that. Okay, we're coming.
Murder Mystery 2
56.6s
Is it that noticeable? Last time we saw you, you had a lot more of... of your arm. Well, if I had to lose one, that would be the one to lose because it's already missing a hand. You don't have to share the armrest now at the movie theater. - [all chuckle] - Yo, yo, yo. But real talk. The Colonel stopped a bullet meant for me in Mumbai. - You kidding? - Somebody tried to shoot you? Yeah. Some people don't like the way my company does business. Sadly, the Colonel's injury stops him from protecting me to the fullest, so I had to get me a new head bodyguard. Mr. Louis! - Check it out, right? - [Audrey] Hello, Louis! And, yo, my man is fully armed. [Nick] He's fully armed. That's funny! Okay. I hope you don't find anything in there. - I hope not! - [all laugh] I hate to say it. If you and the Colonel are ever caught in a fight, my money's on the Colonel. He'd open a can of whoop ass with his, uh... with his good arm. No? You didn't like that one? I was joking around. - Nice to meet you. - Let's go. Follow me. [Nick] Coming. Coming.
Murder Mystery 2