- Closer. Closer. Now, now, now put your arm around him.
Major Payne
2.3s
You think I owe you an apology ?
Major Payne
3s
- Hello, Betty. - Aghhh !
Major Payne
2.1s
He's in there ?
Major Payne
3.4s
You wanna see nurturin' ?
Major Payne
44.5s
Maybe what he need... is for you to pop your titty out his mouth... and let the boy grow up. Excuse me ? What did you say ? I didn't stutter. I said: "Pop your titty out his mouth... and stop babyin' him !" I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing. And I call it neutering ! And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole ! I ain't frigid. He's still there !
Major Payne
28.6s
Sensitive. You call that being sensitive ? Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne. - Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989. Lived in the Chelsea orphanage 'til 1991 when the school adopted him. I know all about it. Well, then you should also know that the last thing he needs right now... is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him.
Major Payne
8.9s
Well, that's all this is. Why don't you run on back to your room... before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off.
Major Payne
26.7s
Have you been reading the book ? I might have glanced at it once or twice. Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? The man who lives in my closet. Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. Go on, now. Git ! Sensitive.
Major Payne
9.5s
Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.
Major Payne
22.2s
Shut up. All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch. - What is it ? - What ? What ? - It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty. - I got 25. - Put me down for 40. - All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !
Major Payne
20.8s
What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? Major, Major ! It's okay ! He's just trying to show you some affection ! I don't like it. Make me feel all funny.
Major Payne
13.9s
- If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ? Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice ! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy !
Major Payne
11.4s
"The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model." - I don't need your book. - Take it. - I don't want it. - Take it. - I don't want it. - Please, Major ?
Major Payne
27.5s
"Love is the key... to understandin'." "The Three Bees. Bee a good listener. Bee sensitive to their needs."
Major Payne
10.2s
You run on back to bed. That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more. Thank you, Major. I love you.
Major Payne
2.1s
Okay.
Major Payne
25.5s
I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset. Them some mighty fine vittles. Shouldn't let 'em go to waste. You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides... with the way you're dealing with the children. That was almost a really good thing... you tried to do for Tiger tonight. May I make a suggestion ?