- Closer. Closer. Now, now, now put your arm around him.
Major Payne
27.5s
"Love is the key... to understandin'." "The Three Bees. Bee a good listener. Bee sensitive to their needs."
Major Payne
22.2s
Shut up. All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch. - What is it ? - What ? What ? - It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty. - I got 25. - Put me down for 40. - All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !
Major Payne
2.1s
Don't move !
Major Payne
2.1s
Good night.
Major Payne
19.9s
- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.
Major Payne
7.3s
Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !
Major Payne
9.5s
Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.
Major Payne
21.5s
You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.
Major Payne
15.7s
Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.
Major Payne
15.2s
Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.
Major Payne
6s
Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.
Major Payne
20.8s
What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? Major, Major ! It's okay ! He's just trying to show you some affection ! I don't like it. Make me feel all funny.
Major Payne
13.3s
You Payne ? I got somethin' to say to you. Fee-fi-fo-fum. What beanstalk you fall from ?
Major Payne
8.9s
Well, that's all this is. Why don't you run on back to your room... before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off.
Major Payne
6.7s
Actually, I think the party just begun. Heh-heh-heh.
