Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now. General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ? The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
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Good. Now hold it. Hold it. Okay.
Major Payne
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How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.
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Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.
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And I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad At ease, Payne.
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I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.
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Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.
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Do you like the movies ?
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This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.
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What the hell happened to you ?
Major Payne
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Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. We got work to do. Squad, atten-hut !
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Why are you here ? The R.O.T.C. program. I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. - I am here to remedy that. We have an R.O.T.C. program ? - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, as long as you keep them out of my hair. Is that all ? - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? No. I'd like to see my men. Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! Mo-o-o-o-ve ! Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! Giddyap, let's go !
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- Feel I'm gettin' weaker... while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. I can't lose my edge. I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. Because the hard reality was... I gotta get a job. - And what better place... than somewhere that would allow me to employ... my skills as a trained killer. Mister... Payne ?
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What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. Well, maybe that's because he's six. 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.
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I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. - Two, sir.
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It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, and already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action. - Hungry for blood. Hell. I'm just plain ol' hungry.
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Will the teachers please report to the quad... for the science fair judging. Tiger ? Tiger, come back here. - I'm not gonna chase you.
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Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ?