You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.
Major Payne
17.6s
One ! Don't you feel dumb ? Two ! Look at you. Three. Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back, otherwise I stomp you in the ground !
Major Payne
13.3s
You Payne ? I got somethin' to say to you. Fee-fi-fo-fum. What beanstalk you fall from ?
Major Payne
6s
Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.
Major Payne
6.7s
Actually, I think the party just begun. Heh-heh-heh.
Major Payne
5.7s
- Yes ! You thinkin' about leaving yet ?
Major Payne
2.1s
All right, ladies.
Major Payne
2.3s
Proceed.
Major Payne
23.1s
This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne. We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can. Hustle, move it ! Let's go ! Go, go, go ! This is your last chance, Dotson. What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ? Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school. Bye. Have a good time.
Major Payne
39.1s
I want that trophy. If you turds can bring me that trophy, I will resign my command. This is a black op, gentlemen. If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... and you will pay the price. That is my deal. Do you accept it ? Sir... yes, sir. Then bring me my trophy.
Major Payne
15.7s
Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.
Major Payne
19.9s
- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.
Major Payne
15.2s
Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.
Major Payne
7.3s
Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !
