Good shot, Williams. I got nothin' to say to you. All right, Fox. Keep goin'. Yes ! Come on, guys ! Maggots ! Pull !
Major Payne
12.9s
Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ? Nah, of course not. - How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ? My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies.
Major Payne
2.1s
Post.
Major Payne
44.2s
Maybe... I like ya. Just like ? Maybe... I like you a lot. That's it ? Don't push the "maybe," baby. Now let's win this thing ! We have nobody to lead the drill. - 'Course we do. - Who ? - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? - What ? - That's right. That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. I can't do it. I'm too little. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.
Major Payne
8.5s
Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you ! Knock it off ! Knock it off ! I want that man arrested !
Major Payne
16.8s
Hello, Mr. Denial. While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here. I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ? Yeah, no thanks to you. So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you.
Major Payne
7.3s
To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.
Major Payne
3.7s
Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.
Major Payne
14.9s
Major Payne. What are you doing here ? I was told you were on an important assignment. Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ? I suggest we get this party started. Is that okay with you, Colonel ?
Major Payne
9.9s
You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura. Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me. He's my blind seein'-eye dog.
Major Payne
16s
Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
Major Payne
6.2s
Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !
Major Payne
4.4s
Mmm. Mmm.
Major Payne
18.4s
Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.
Major Payne
2.1s
Negative.
Major Payne
19.2s
Relax. Do you know why you're here ? Sir, no, sir ! The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new lieutenant colonel list. Your name is not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we gotta show you the hatch.
