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Got no worry, got no stress Got no worry, got no stress 'Cause we feel good in our dress 'Cause we feel good in our dress Major Payne's a major dis Major Payne's a major dis Makes us squat when we piss He makes us squat when we piss Got no worries Got no care - Got no worries, got no care I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann Gotta earn my right to be called a man Gotta earn my right to be called a man I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command ! Maybe I'll have to change my name... - to Pimp Daddy Payne ! - Heh-heh-heh. - Major !
Major Payne
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What are the boys doing in those dresses ? They puttin' on a fashion show. I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement. Weren't you gonna be my big helper ? Yeah, but they started it. - Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle. - I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle. All right, ladies ! Take off those dresses. Head to your barracks. Fold 'em up neatly. Let's move it.
Major Payne
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Do you really think that this approach... is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ? They may not like me, but they will respect me. Let me be more direct. - They hate you. - Good. It'll draw them close together, make 'em a team. - That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire. Here. I would like you to consider an alternative approach. I want you to have this book. Read it. Apply it.
Major Payne
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Maybe what he need... is for you to pop your titty out his mouth... and let the boy grow up. Excuse me ? What did you say ? I didn't stutter. I said: "Pop your titty out his mouth... and stop babyin' him !" I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing. And I call it neutering ! And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole ! I ain't frigid. He's still there !
Major Payne
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Sensitive. You call that being sensitive ? Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne. - Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989. Lived in the Chelsea orphanage 'til 1991 when the school adopted him. I know all about it. Well, then you should also know that the last thing he needs right now... is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him.
Major Payne
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Have you been reading the book ? I might have glanced at it once or twice. Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? The man who lives in my closet. Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. Go on, now. Git ! Sensitive.
Major Payne