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I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft. Them boys need you ! All that hard work they did, they did for you. - They did it for themselves. - Benson. Look, woman. I toured 11 separate engagements. I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids. What'd you really think I was gonna do, marry you ? Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ? That's not me. It's not Payne !
Major Payne
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All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded. Boom ! Heh-heh-heh. You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain, causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation. But enough about me, woman. What's your story ? I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now. - Ain't you never been married ? Yeah, I was. What happened ? You terminate his command ? No. Actually, he left. I wanted children. He didn't. Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped... and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Well, thank you, Benson.
Major Payne