I don't want to see you at my wedding. Stay the fuck away from me.
Dirty Grandpa
34.5s
- Shadia! - Jason? Stop the bus! I need to talk to you! What are you doing here - in an ice cream truck? - Stop the bus! - Okay! - Pull over! I'm not pulling over! Thanks a lot, Pam! You narc! What! I'm not a narc, Barry! Fuck you! Pam, you know him? Barry? Yeah, he's, like, my best friend. I sold him, like, six tons of ecstasy... Oh! That's why they're not stopping the bus. It's full of drugs. Classic Pam. - I know that man. - Stop the bus! - Jason, where are you going? - What are you doing?
Dirty Grandpa
10s
Hitting it won't work. If they caught it from the PA... Band? What the fuck? Nick, can you tell her something for me? Can you tell her that, uh...
Dirty Grandpa
6.7s
- T ake it off! - Trying, dear. Trying. - Leave them on. - Shut it down. I have something to say.
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
It's going to be a special day. "...now choose life, so that you and your children shall live."
Dirty Grandpa
15.9s
I think I've been listening to everybody else about what I should be doing with my life. My grandpa said something really interesting. All right, cut the mics. I'm going up. ...take that punch, that point forward, things get easier.
Dirty Grandpa
1.5s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
Raise your hand if you've got a boner!
Dirty Grandpa
1.9s
Motto of the Green Berets.
Dirty Grandpa
3.1s
I don't think he's gonna find anybody as good as me.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
I miss her.
Dirty Grandpa
4s
Our first reading is from Deuteronomy 30:19.
Dirty Grandpa
4.9s
That is not Martha's Vineyard. Jason!
Dirty Grandpa
4.8s
- Oh, and, Jason... - Yeah?
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
4.5s
I forgot Uncle Ramon was deaf and I talked to him like a normal.
Dirty Grandpa
12.8s
Back in the '80s, when Andre the Giant used to go to the Playboy Mansion, he'd stack five playmates on top of each other on a bed and fingerfuck them all. Five at a time. Because his hands were so big.
Dirty Grandpa
19.6s
I'm really sorry, but I can't marry her. You think that message should come from me? Okay... Uncle Ramon, can you tell Meredith that Jason's sorry, but that they can't get married? Oh, fuck!
