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22.3s
Give me that! What is this? Hey! Hey, hey, hey... Leave my illegitimate black son alone. We were just asking him to dance. - Well, he don't wanna dance. - Well, maybe you wanna dance instead. - I don't wanna dance... - Colonel Sanders! It's all right. It's all right. Let's not dirty this place up. It's a shrine. Sinatra sang here. Parking lot?
Dirty Grandpa
37.9s
♪ And everything is all right ♪ I got a beep from Kim And she can fuck all night ♪ Called up the homies and I'm asking y'all ♪ Which park are y'all playing basketball? ♪ Get me on the court and I'm trouble ♪ Last week fucked around And got a triple double Can I say it? Can I say it? No! No, no. - Say it! - Say that shit! ♪ Freaking niggas every way like MJ ♪ I can't believe today was a good day? I'm totally gonna fuck him tonight. Can I watch? 'Cause I kind of want to fuck him too now.
Dirty Grandpa
58.2s
♪ Through it all You've been hacked. ♪ You were my strength when I was weak - ♪ You were my voice... - ♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ Because you loved me? Because you loved me. What the fuck?
Dirty Grandpa
59.7s
- Break it up, lesbians! Let's go. - Get down on the ground! We're doing this because you're lesbians! Get down on the ground! According to lnterstate Statute 17.37, arrests made on the lnterstate Highway System must be executed by state police, not your local law enforcement from your adjacent municipalities. You seem, like, really familiar with the penal code. You seem real cocksure about the juris-dick-tion you're in. Real cocksure! Someone drew dicks all over your face, you idiot! Well, look at that! You got dicks on your face. That middle one's mine. Look it, this one right here. - I traced it. - I thought I recognized that! Enough catching up. Let my friends go. They've literally done nothing wrong. Pam, we've got obstruction of justice here. - We got reckless endangerment. - The bus is full of drugs, I get it. Ooh, speaking of which, I've got to get out of here. I got three keys of "Frisbees" showing up to the store today, so... - I should go, question mark? - Why don't you take my squad car. That's a good idea. Give him your keys. - You mean these keys? - There they are.
Dirty Grandpa