This ain't over. Ooh! Oh! Now fuck off and take Jodeci with you. Let's roll.
Dirty Grandpa
2s
Now you're a shitty grandfather.
Dirty Grandpa
2.6s
I feel fucking stupid enough as it is.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
What the fuck?
Dirty Grandpa
3s
So, do you like this size, or this size?
Dirty Grandpa
4.7s
I don't want to see you at my wedding. Stay the fuck away from me.
Dirty Grandpa
34.5s
- Shadia! - Jason? Stop the bus! I need to talk to you! What are you doing here - in an ice cream truck? - Stop the bus! - Okay! - Pull over! I'm not pulling over! Thanks a lot, Pam! You narc! What! I'm not a narc, Barry! Fuck you! Pam, you know him? Barry? Yeah, he's, like, my best friend. I sold him, like, six tons of ecstasy... Oh! That's why they're not stopping the bus. It's full of drugs. Classic Pam. - I know that man. - Stop the bus! - Jason, where are you going? - What are you doing?
Dirty Grandpa
10s
Hitting it won't work. If they caught it from the PA... Band? What the fuck? Nick, can you tell her something for me? Can you tell her that, uh...
Dirty Grandpa
6.7s
- T ake it off! - Trying, dear. Trying. - Leave them on. - Shut it down. I have something to say.
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
It's going to be a special day. "...now choose life, so that you and your children shall live."
Dirty Grandpa
15.9s
I think I've been listening to everybody else about what I should be doing with my life. My grandpa said something really interesting. All right, cut the mics. I'm going up. ...take that punch, that point forward, things get easier.
Dirty Grandpa
1.5s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
Raise your hand if you've got a boner!
Dirty Grandpa
1.9s
Motto of the Green Berets.
Dirty Grandpa
3.1s
I don't think he's gonna find anybody as good as me.