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30.5s
Okay. They're in the hospital till tomorrow! The room's ours for the night. Look at these fucking people. How was brunch at Hitler's house that day? Hey, Grandpa, who else in our family knows that you were, uh, Special Forces or whatever? No one, once your grandmother passed. Your father stopped talking to me before my missions were declassified. So he always thought I was just an army mechanic. But don't you think that you guys would get along a little better if you told him?
Dirty Grandpa
52.2s
What do these guys want to cut all the trees down for anyway? For some stupid, like, massive, tacky entertainment complex. You know, the ones with, like, arcades and laser tag. That sort of thing. - Laser tag? I love laser tag. - Yeah. - When does it open? - Nice. Thanks a lot. - Shadia! - Hi, Griz. Oh, my God, your pics from the Boston rally look amazing! - Thank you. - Yeah. Absolutely. Sweet Hacky Sack, man. It's not a Hacky Sack, dawg. That's the trade name. It's an organic hemp-seed foot satchel. And what's someone from the fucking laser tag lobby doing here? No, I'm just a friend of Shadia's. Just a friend. That's pretty cool, man. What is that, a dance ball? Fuck! What the fuck? - You're fucking kidding me. - It's like a... What the fuck! It's a 4-inch acrylic juggling orb! Dick. Um... I'll see you guys next weekend. - Absolutely. Absolutely. - Yeah? Okay. Bye. - Love your necklace. - Bye.
Dirty Grandpa
17.9s
Don't touch that, it's from Laser Tag. Sorry. - They're good people. I swear. - Let me see that. Where are you going with these "good people"? We're heading out to the coast to, um, charter a boat for the year. - For the year? - Yeah. To do what? We're documenting the effects of climate change out on the ocean.
Dirty Grandpa
18.2s
- Shit. It's Meredith. - Don't answer it. My rehearsal brunch is this weekend. No calls. For one night, stop worrying about your wedding. Please. We have two hot, smart, beautiful college girls at the peak of their sexual powers about to meet us at one of the last great nightclubs in Florida. Worry about them.
Dirty Grandpa
37.7s
- Who's the lesbian? - That's my grandson, Jason. Yeah? Is he here to scissor with me? Okay, that's just offensive to lesbians. I am very sorry, K.D. Lang. Time for Bingo! Come on. Stinky, we got to get you the fuck out of here. - Come on, let's go. - I have one fucking month left, Dick! I don't want you to remember me like this, man. I want you to remember me as a warrior. - Please. Leave me be. - But, Stinky... No, no, no... Just let me finish, Dick. Leave me your beautiful lesbian grandson so he can blowjob me to death.
Dirty Grandpa
19.2s
I had some of this left over from my time in the Middle East. You throw some of this shit around, you can really get away with anything. - Have some. - You're smoking grass now? Jesus, this is a gateway drug, Grandpa. Yeah, well, you just opened the gateway to being a pussy. - Take some. - Yo, D. Let's fucking bounce! - Let's fucking bounce! - Where?
Dirty Grandpa