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Drop the mic, baby! Drop the mic, baby! - That's what I'm talking about! - Peace out, niggas! I see you, boy. Nasty!

Dirty Grandpa

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He says he's very sorry, but he can't marry you. Uncle Ruben, can you turn that thing up a little? It doesn't get any louder. Where'd you get that thing, SkyMall?

Dirty Grandpa

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- You ready to hit the road? - I'm really sorry, Grandpa. I didn't think you'd be doing that. Ah, so you caught me taking a number three. - Big deal, right? - Number three? Have a drink. Uh... No. I'm driving, so... I just got to finish up my exercises, and then we'll hop on 16 to 95.

Dirty Grandpa

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Okay, Daytona Beach, are you ready to Flex Off? Three! Two! One! Flex! Having trouble getting that coat off, Fat Goose? Uh... Look at this guy! He's like Mother Teresa's vagina! Old and tight! Hey, look, it's Cirque du So Gay! What now?

Dirty Grandpa

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Give me that! What is this? Hey! Hey, hey, hey... Leave my illegitimate black son alone. We were just asking him to dance. - Well, he don't wanna dance. - Well, maybe you wanna dance instead. - I don't wanna dance... - Colonel Sanders! It's all right. It's all right. Let's not dirty this place up. It's a shrine. Sinatra sang here. Parking lot?

Dirty Grandpa

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Tell him you're sorry you made fun of him for being gay.

Dirty Grandpa

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Party till you're pregnant!

Dirty Grandpa

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Oh, my God, I love this song!

Dirty Grandpa

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- Come on. - Oh, no. No.

Dirty Grandpa

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Well, in case you forgot, I don't even have underwear, from last night. All right, just put them on. I'll turn around.

Dirty Grandpa

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First of all, nobody wears a fucking white belt. The only people who wear white belts are people who suck at karate and people who suck at life. Take the fucking belt off. And you better lose that fucking white polo shirt and those pleated khaki pants. You're meeting up with girls, not blowing an oil executive on a fucking golf course. Put these on.

Dirty Grandpa

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Hey, come on. Let's see how you look. Come on out.

Dirty Grandpa

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- Shit. It's Meredith. - Don't answer it. My rehearsal brunch is this weekend. No calls. For one night, stop worrying about your wedding. Please. We have two hot, smart, beautiful college girls at the peak of their sexual powers about to meet us at one of the last great nightclubs in Florida. Worry about them.

Dirty Grandpa

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What are you going to do with a bucket? I don't know! Okay, on three. Ready? One, two, three! Okay, let me try one more time. The GZA, the RZA, OI' Dirty Bastard. - What's going on? - Gang stuff. Raekwon the Chef! And the Method Man!

Dirty Grandpa

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- Nice dick. - Aw, jeez, Grandpa. That's a good dick. You got your grandpa's dick. Not the girth, not the length, but same style.

Dirty Grandpa

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That's good to know. You're lucky you're not your dad. He's got his mom's dick. What the fuck? Now put your pants on.

Dirty Grandpa

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Shotgun!

Dirty Grandpa

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Don't touch that, it's from Laser Tag. Sorry. - They're good people. I swear. - Let me see that. Where are you going with these "good people"? We're heading out to the coast to, um, charter a boat for the year. - For the year? - Yeah. To do what? We're documenting the effects of climate change out on the ocean.

Dirty Grandpa