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"There must be some life out there in the universe... "besides just me," I thought. And so, I set myself the task of finding it. I created... what I imagined biological life to be like... down to the most minute detail. Did you make a penis? Dude! What is wrong with you? If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her! I don't need to hear how my parents... Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. That's disgusting. It was beautiful. You Earthers have hang-ups. Yes, Drax, I got a penis. Ha! Thank you! It's not half bad. Oh. Ugh. I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... and all the accompanying junk.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2