Hi. I'm Dory. - Hello, Dory. - And, uh, well... I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. - That's incredible. - Good on you, mate. I'm glad I got that off my chest. All right, anyone else? How about you, mate? What's your problem? Me? I don't have a problem. Oh, OK. - Denial. - Aah! Just start with your name. OK. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish. - A clownfish? Really? - Tell us a joke. I love jokes. I actually do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk... and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers... but in a joke, everyone talks... so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
Finding Nemo
13.2s
Daddy! Nemo! Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it. For a clownfish, he's not that funny. No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.
Finding Nemo
1.4s
Dad?
Finding Nemo
21.5s
Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean... and we are getting out- The tank is clean. The tank is clean! But how? Boss must've installed it while we were sleeping. - What are we gonna do? - What's it say, Peach?
Finding Nemo
14.6s
No, Bruce, focus. Sorry about Bruce, mate. He's really a nice guy. I need to get that mask. You want that mask? OK. No, no, no, no, no, no! Quick, grab the mask!
Finding Nemo
30.3s
Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? 9:00 and cue dentist. Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late. OK, here we go. Here we go, OK. Little Davey Reynolds... Walks to the counter, drops the keys... Bloat, that's disgusting! Tastes pretty good to me. - Urrrp! - Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own- Shh! Here he comes! Aah! Crikey. What a state.
Finding Nemo
8s
Oh, no. Look what you did. The water's going down. It's going down!
Finding Nemo
14.9s
There, there. It's all right. It'll be OK. No. No, it won't. Sure it will. You'll see. No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.
Finding Nemo
7.9s
I think he says we've stopped. Of course we've stopped. Stop trying to speak whale. You'll make things worse. What is that noise?
Finding Nemo
16.5s
Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. All thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning. I am ashamed. Look! Scum angel!
Finding Nemo
16.1s
All right, Gerald. Fish got your tongue? - Aah! - Love a duck! I gotta find my son Nemo! Nemo? He's that fish! The one that's been fighting the whole ocean! I know where your son-Huh?
Finding Nemo
15.3s
Hey, Nigel. Would you look at that? What? What? Sun's barely up and Gerald's had more than he can handle. Yeah. Reckon somebody ought to help the poor guy. Yeah, right. Yeah. Don't everybody fly off at once.
Finding Nemo
4.1s
Ooh! Aaah! Bubbles! I love the bubbles!
Finding Nemo
4.7s
- Whoa! - Aah! No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!
Finding Nemo
2.8s
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Finding Nemo
2.3s
- Aah! - Aah!
Finding Nemo
31.7s
Whoo! Yaahhh! Here comes the big one. Ooh! Come on! You gotta try this! - Will you just stop it? - Why? What's wrong? We're in a whale, don't you get it? - Whale? - A whale! You had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here! Wow, a whale. I speak whale. No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!