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- Wesley? - Agh! Caitlyn.

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But one night divine inspiration struck. You can expect to go through five stages. - The first is denial. - No way, because I'm not dying. - Second is anger. - Why, you little... Agh! After that comes fear. - What's after fear? - Bargaining. Get me out of this. I'll make it worth your while. - Finally, acceptance. - Well, we all gotta go sometime. And just like that, she became Dottie Piper, local celebrity to the 40-and-over self-help crowd, all-around rock star and occasional mom.

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Jess has the hottest ass. Casey has the hottest rack. Bianca, she has the hottest friends. - Yeah. - Yeah.

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- I would play "Call of Duty" with her... - Yeah. - ...all night. - Wait, what? And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.

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Nope, not me, either. Shaw's over. Just Bianca.

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Yeah, that's not me. Casey Cordero.

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Martin Van Buren. Nickelback. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

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Okay. Mini Stalin, dead ahead. Meet Madison Morgan. As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school. Even the gay guys wanna date her. I would totally bang the shit out of her. But I Wouldn't like it.

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I thought we were living in a brave new world, a place without labels. But every so often, there's that one moment in high school that changes your perspective on everything.

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For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.

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Homecoming tickets, homecoming. Hey, get your homecoming tickets now. - Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late. Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets? - Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there. - Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so... Oh, my God, you do this before every dance. Yeah, but I don't feel like going.

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Love.

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I'm assuming you've seen the video. - Heh. Yeah. - Um, it's true. I am into you. And so I thought I should just be straightforward and tell you to your face. Wow. I'm flattered. And impressed. Ha, ha. Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that. Well, that's my whole thing. - Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.

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- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.

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Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.

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Sorry.

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That's me.

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I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.

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- Wesley? - Agh! Caitlyn.

Jess has the hottest ass. Casey has the hottest rack. Bianca, she has the hottest friends. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- I would play "Call of Duty" with her... - Yeah. - ...all night. - Wait, what? And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.

Nope, not me, either. Shaw's over. Just Bianca.

Yeah, that's not me. Casey Cordero.

Martin Van Buren. Nickelback. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Okay. Mini Stalin, dead ahead. Meet Madison Morgan. As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school. Even the gay guys wanna date her. I would totally bang the shit out of her. But I Wouldn't like it.

I thought we were living in a brave new world, a place without labels. But every so often, there's that one moment in high school that changes your perspective on everything.

For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.

Love.

- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.

Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.

Sorry.

That's me.

I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.