Okay. Mini Stalin, dead ahead. Meet Madison Morgan. As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school. Even the gay guys wanna date her. I would totally bang the shit out of her. But I Wouldn't like it.
The DUFF
10s
I thought we were living in a brave new world, a place without labels. But every so often, there's that one moment in high school that changes your perspective on everything.
The DUFF
16.6s
For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.
The DUFF
19s
Homecoming tickets, homecoming. Hey, get your homecoming tickets now. - Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late. Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets? - Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there. - Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so... Oh, my God, you do this before every dance. Yeah, but I don't feel like going.
The DUFF
1.8s
Love.
The DUFF
28.8s
I'm assuming you've seen the video. - Heh. Yeah. - Um, it's true. I am into you. And so I thought I should just be straightforward and tell you to your face. Wow. I'm flattered. And impressed. Ha, ha. Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that. Well, that's my whole thing. - Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.
The DUFF
14.5s
- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.
The DUFF
8.8s
Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.
The DUFF
1.8s
Sorry.
The DUFF
1.8s
That's me.
The DUFF
3.1s
I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.
The DUFF
8.5s
There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that. - Who's that? - Ugh. Shit, there's SeƱor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.
The DUFF
23.5s
I'm sorry, "What Homecoming Means to Me"? What are we, 5 years old? - What is this? - Look, I'm sorry, B. I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe telling you, you need to be there. Please don't start with the universe with me this early in the morning, okay? Everything and everyone can suck it. Okay, it's not the end of the world. Ho, ho. Well, that's easy for you to say. - I don't have a date. - I can fix that.
The DUFF
1.7s
Wow.
The DUFF
9.9s
Were you spying on me? A, don't leave your curtains open, and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people running and screaming for their lives. Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.
The DUFF
6.4s
She looks great. She's pulling it off. - Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten. I don't care about 15. She's a ten.
The DUFF
3.6s
Those would be subtitles. Super. Where are your girls at?