But one night divine inspiration struck. You can expect to go through five stages. - The first is denial. - No way, because I'm not dying. - Second is anger. - Why, you little... Agh! After that comes fear. - What's after fear? - Bargaining. Get me out of this. I'll make it worth your while. - Finally, acceptance. - Well, we all gotta go sometime. And just like that, she became Dottie Piper, local celebrity to the 40-and-over self-help crowd, all-around rock star and occasional mom.
The DUFF
29.4s
Yeah, on second thought, I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt. - Wait for it. - Bianca, don't do it. - Huh? - B. Says it on there. - No. - Mm-mm. - And, you know, maybe... - No. - ...I'll round it outwith old trusty... - Not the flannel. - Nice muted tones. - No. That is not a good look. This is a good look. And that's my mom. Three years ago my dad left her, and she did not handle it well.
The DUFF
17.5s
All right, let me tell you something. I was in the depression stage about my ex, but I combined my ex with "depression," and I got "expression." if you girls wanna really knock the boys out, you should project boldness with a power pantsuit combo.
The DUFF
12.7s
B, it's a party. You should wear something cute. Here. Lots of options for you. How about this? Pretty. - What the hell is this, underwear? - No, it's a camisole.
The DUFF
11.1s
Fine. Although I did hear Toby's gonna be at the party tonight. Oh, like that would matter. I mean, it's not like she's gonna say anything to him. - Excuse me, I might. - Mm?
The DUFF
9.1s
I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom. I know, right? Okay, kids, enjoy your party. I love you. I have another seminar to prep for. - Okay, bye. - Bye.
The DUFF
7.3s
No? Not for you? Okay. Um... Ooh. How about this? It's a little darker, kind of sexy. Hmm?
The DUFF
1.5s
Maybe I'll, you know...
The DUFF
1.7s
Okay.
The DUFF
18s
- Who wants to know? - The only man in your life. Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life if you were the only man left on the planet. Aw. Sticks and stones, B. Speaking of stones, rock-hard abs. - No, no. - Touch them. - No, no one wants that. - Graze them. Hey, there you are.
The DUFF
12s
- I love your outfit. - Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot of the desserts? Jess, hair's looking good. Ugh. She needs a blow-out. Here, Kelly, take the blue ones. They're sugar-free, and I know you're trying to watch that kind of thing.
The DUFF
15.5s
Oh. Bianca. Well, this is awkw... Sorry, were you just hitting on my ex-boyfriend? No, no. Just having some me time at my locker. - He approached me. - Oh. Totally. I agree. That could never happen.
The DUFF
11.6s
Really? With this? Does she have to film everything? Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous. My life is an audition for reality TV. So, yeah, um, I need to chronicle everything.
The DUFF
3.8s
That's a healthy thing you've got going. Later, B.
