- Hey, neighbor. - Wesley. Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
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Those would be subtitles. Super. Where are your girls at?
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And that's him, Toby Tucker.
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Ugh.
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Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and... That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun. But you're missing the meat of the story. Our school serves pizza five days a week, paid by taxpayer money that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes. Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom. Copy that, circle it, write it. Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me. We came up with that idea together, but mostly me. Okay, next up, final assignment, all right? It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their salt that wants to comment on the social life of this school. Anyone?
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Specifically, what homecoming means to me. I mean, not to me. I never went to a dance when I was a kid. - Kind of a nerd. - Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Arthur, heh, but, um, with all due respect, I'm... You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic? You wanna do your thing and put some stuff in the words and make it pop? That's so nice of you. You don't have to do that. "No, you didn't. I didn't say..." Yes, you did. And thank... "No, I didn't, I didn't." Yes, you did. And I thank you.
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Bianca. Just the gal I was hoping for. Hello. Okay. I want you to step out of your comfort zone and bring your special brand of journalistic gravitas to an article about homecoming.
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- Um... Jack Rebis. - Mm. Tiny hands. - Mark Warshaw? - Smells like trash.
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Well, people don't know that. Okay, I will keep looking.
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No one at all? Any takers?
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Not all at once.
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No one?
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What? You've got to be kidding me.
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I'm sorry, "What Homecoming Means to Me"? What are we, 5 years old? - What is this? - Look, I'm sorry, B. I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe telling you, you need to be there. Please don't start with the universe with me this early in the morning, okay? Everything and everyone can suck it. Okay, it's not the end of the world. Ho, ho. Well, that's easy for you to say. - I don't have a date. - I can fix that.
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That was a good take for me. Get a wide shot too. Hey, Caitlyn, take five. - Thanks. - Ew.
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You did. And I thank you. Yeah, that's not where I was going with that.