- Do you wanna talk about it? - I'd like to not talk. Hmm. Well, I know just the place.
The DUFF
4.4s
Lighting, dark booth. Got it. What's next? Body language.
The DUFF
4s
Okay, moving on. Okay, so how do you set the tone at dinner?
The DUFF
2.7s
You see why I need that scholarship?
The DUFF
2.4s
Is he leaning in?
The DUFF
11.8s
Huh. It's all part of the plan? It's just practice, just a guerrilla-style practice session? - Sneak attack. - Hm, hm. Really?
The DUFF
9.6s
Sorry, practice for...? For step eight, okay, for... Of the plan. That was practice in case you hadn't made out with anyone in a while.
The DUFF
11.3s
I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't... Oh. No, I... It's okay, I... - What, um...? Were you...? - That... You know what? That was... Uh, that was practice.
The DUFF
1.9s
It's not okay.
The DUFF
2.2s
Mm-hm, okay.
The DUFF
1.2s
I promise.
The DUFF
1.8s
But it will be.
The DUFF
1.8s
It's okay.
The DUFF
38.4s
Oh, no, heh, not... I'm not going out with Wes. I'm going out with Toby. Toby's the guy that I like. Right, well, that should be fun. Yeah. I actually kind of feel nervous about it just because I feel like I might say something stupid, - and I don't really know when... - Honey, stop. Believe, retrieve, achieve. It is a mantra that I teach all of my clients who suffer from performance anxiety. Believe it happened yesterday. Retrieve your confidence. Achieve your goals. - Just don't conceive. - Mm. Okay. Well, I'm off to do some believing and hopefully achieving. - Love you, have fun. - Unless there was something else.
The DUFF
27.1s
You're welcome. Come on, let's go. We have a date with the periodic chart. The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey! - I'm not gonna high-five you on that. - Come on, science jokes. Know how they say "The hills have eyes"? Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches - who videotape everything. - Oh, here we go. Well, you don't. Ever been kicked in the nuts? Oh, God, you always come back with that.
The DUFF
15.8s
Did you see the way that guy looked at you? - This part's the best. - Definitely not. Wait, just look at your face. Ha, ha. Oh, don't worry, um, it's a working title. You know, I was thinking maybe "retail slut" or just "slut whore."
The DUFF
9s
Oh, no. That was a good one. - You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha. - Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?
The DUFF
6.8s
- Hey, B. - Madison, how are you? Do you wanna see something hysterical? Hold on.