Wonderful. Heh. Mm. Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...? We'll... Okay.
The DUFF
6.7s
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff. - Like a peacock. - Shh!
The DUFF
4.8s
I couldn't work up the courage to say three words to Toby. No, literally, three words.
The DUFF
2.3s
- Oh, you're good. - Huh?
The DUFF
4.5s
Robin's, like, super cute. Okay, but her friends are super hot.
The DUFF
2s
Girls, party at my place.
The DUFF
1.7s
Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey.
The DUFF
1.8s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
1.5s
Angry.
The DUFF
2.1s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.5s
Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.7s
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
The DUFF
35.2s
You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.
The DUFF
15.4s
B, where the hell'd you go? Home. Wasn't feeling good. Oh, well, you didn't really miss much. Yeah, except Jess making out with Ryan Jensen, the cops busting up the party, and, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house. She's right, it was pretty awesome.
The DUFF
7.4s
I work alone. - Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy? You know, I should be mad at you. You ruined my favorite shirt.
The DUFF
7.6s
Hey, Duffy. Shouldn't you be working with a partner? Shouldn't you be working at all? Lab partner's got this.
The DUFF
4.6s
Oh, boy. Clearly. Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
The DUFF
5.1s
Impress me to get to my friends. I am the gatekeeper.
