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1m3s
Your princess is really quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war. Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find. Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Westley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the Machine tonight. Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
The Princess Bride
1m6s
Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the Machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life.
The Princess Bride
1m2s
Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup? Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape, after I kill Count Rugen. That doesn't leave much time for dillydallying. You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities? There is but one working castle gate. Come here. And it is guarded by... 60 men. - And our assets? - Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something, but this... You just shook your head. That doesn't make you happy? My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy, hmm?
The Princess Bride