This is not fair. Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? I mean, he didn't mean dead. Westley's only faking, right? You want me to read this or not? - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end. Somebody's gotta do it. Is it Inigo? Who? Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? You know, you've been very sick, and you're taking this story very seriously. I think we ought to stop now. No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right. Okay. All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes.
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Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam. Stand your ground, men! Stand your ground!
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Well, the Montoyas have never taken defeat easily. - Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body. - The body?
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Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
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I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!
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I do not marry tonight.
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Stand your ground!
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In the Pit of Despair.
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Mawidge.
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If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. Where did we put that wheelbarrow the Albino had? Over the Albino, I think. Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. There we cannot help you. Will this do? - Where did you get that? - At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.
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- Now, I'll need a sword eventually. - Why? You can't even lift one. True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?
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I'll say. How do I find the count? Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape?
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- Don't pester him. He's had a hard day. - Right. Right. Sorry.
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Thank you. Now, there may be problems once we're inside.