Okay. Well, I would love to meet your parents. They live in the city, right?
The Big Sick
2.8s
Really? You're not from Pakistan.
The Big Sick
2.4s
Just do the heroin. It's very powerful.
The Big Sick
3.5s
MARY: I truly hate you, actually. CHRIS: We all hate you.
The Big Sick
4.5s
- What about me? - He... They, both of you. He said, "Those guys performed."
The Big Sick
2.4s
Hey. I'm Kumail.
The Big Sick
12.2s
- CHRIS: Are you kidding me? - Mmm. He just gave you Montreal? Like, you don't have to showcase or audition or anything? No. It was too easy, almost. Like, I wanted to struggle. I wanted-- I wanted a story to be able to tell on talk shows, and instead, like...
The Big Sick
7.8s
You guys don't know how tough it is not to struggle. It's-- It's a struggle succeeding effortlessly. - Did he say anything about me? - Sure.
The Big Sick
1.4s
Hey.
The Big Sick
1.8s
[ Exhales ]
The Big Sick
3s
I would've noticed you. [ Chuckles ]
The Big Sick
6.7s
Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
The Big Sick
2.4s
You already have heroin.
The Big Sick
6.2s
You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
The Big Sick
1.3s
[ Door opens ]
The Big Sick
1.5s
What's going on?
The Big Sick
15.6s
Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
The Big Sick
5.2s
And I know it's only been a few months, but I just wanted to tell you, I...
