Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
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And they're very disappointed 'cause they wanted me to be a doctor. [ Audience laughing ] You guys are like, why didn't you just tell them that you wanted to be a doctor? It's a lie anyway, and I'm like, well, it has to be believable.
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Her favorite song.
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Good-bye forever.
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My first day in America, my uncle took me to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. [ Audience laughing ] And I was like, "This is every day in America!"
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When you and Mom went on your first date, what movie did you see?
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I will.
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Apparently, there are good and bad comas, and the kind that they put her in, the medically-induced coma, are definitely, like, the good kind of coma.
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Okay.
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I was, uh, lying to my parents, I was telling them I was gonna be a lawyer.
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Satte Pe Satta.
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[ Singing in Hindi ]
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[ Emily whoops loudly]
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We come at it from many angles, we confer... DOCTOR: After assessing her, we immediately initiated orotracheal intubation. Thankfully, it hasn't affected her heart at this point. We don't know the exact nature of the infection yet, but we got her on a broad spectrum of antibiotics. ...battling critical infection centering around the costodiaphragmatic recess. Our theory is methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus. Staphyl... Hold on. That's a "P"? Yeah. That's an "F" or a "P-H"? P-H. No. It's staphylococcus... [ Overlapping chatter ]
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Now that the niceties are out of the way, um, I have to tell you that when you yelled at me, it really threw me off, and, uh, you really shouldn't heckle comedians. It's so rude. I didn't heckle you.
