All right. Andrew Jackson. Don't you think he would look cool with a pair of sunglasses?
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[ Sniffles ] I have to go.
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Can you imagine a world in w...
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In which we end up together?
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Don't fucking call me.
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- Okay. Mmm. - AZMAT: Okay.
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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Some very interesting premises in your set tonight. - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. I just wanted you to know. I'm about to take off. But you made it to the finals for the Montreal showcase. Oh, my God. Thank you. - You, too, Mary. - Oh! - Okay. - Okay.
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Okay. And now we sprinkle the magic dust on. Just a little bit. Yeah, you can't do it without the magic dust. Yeah. No, yeah, I need it. All right.
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[ Laughs ] Here's your 20 back, Mr. Nanjiani. Do you think I can use this $20 bill now to buy something? It look better now, right?
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KUMAIL: I was watching this monster movie with my friend. And he turned to me, and he was like, "What would you do in that situation?"
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And he does look better with glasses. - Right? - He does. How did you do that? Oh, no, a magician never reveals her tricks.
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I'm never gonna be one of the last guys alive. I'm gonna be the first guy to die.
