My advice to you is that you go home, you get something to eat, and try to relax.
The Big Sick
12s
Now that the niceties are out of the way, um, I have to tell you that when you yelled at me, it really threw me off, and, uh, you really shouldn't heckle comedians. It's so rude. I didn't heckle you.
The Big Sick
18.9s
I just whoo-hoo'd you. It was supportive. Okay, that's a common misconception. But yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative. So, if I-- If I yelled out, like, "You're amazing in bed!" - [ Laughs ] - That'd be a heckle? Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle. - Cool. - Whoa.
The Big Sick
5.4s
- Hi. - Hi. - Hello. - Um, my name's Kumail. [ Laughs ] Yeah, we know. Yeah, we saw you perform.
The Big Sick
3.5s
MARY: I truly hate you, actually. CHRIS: We all hate you.
The Big Sick
4.5s
- What about me? - He... They, both of you. He said, "Those guys performed."
The Big Sick
2.8s
Really? You're not from Pakistan.
The Big Sick
1.2s
[ Emily whoops loudly]
The Big Sick
1.9s
Is Pakistan in the house?
The Big Sick
12.2s
- CHRIS: Are you kidding me? - Mmm. He just gave you Montreal? Like, you don't have to showcase or audition or anything? No. It was too easy, almost. Like, I wanted to struggle. I wanted-- I wanted a story to be able to tell on talk shows, and instead, like...
The Big Sick
2.4s
Just do the heroin. It's very powerful.
The Big Sick
15.6s
Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
The Big Sick
6.2s
You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
The Big Sick
6.7s
Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
The Big Sick
5.1s
I was in bed with my girlfriend, and I was trying to mansplain to her that, you know, we...
The Big Sick
9.3s
We are on one little rock orbiting one star in a galaxy of a billion stars in a universe... full of a billion galaxies.
The Big Sick
7.8s
You guys don't know how tough it is not to struggle. It's-- It's a struggle succeeding effortlessly. - Did he say anything about me? - Sure.
