And I'm thinking I'm killing it right now. - What inspired this haircut? - Hugh Grant. - No. - Yeah.
The Big Sick
2.2s
It roughly translates to "dweeb."
The Big Sick
10.7s
I, uh, had acne, and I was a goth, and... [ Sighs ] I had this terrible perm. Um, yeah, the kids called me Beetlejuice. I don't know why.
The Big Sick
2.8s
What were you like in high school? Um...
The Big Sick
2s
They called me Chashmullee.
The Big Sick
4s
Thick New York accent, like-- like nobody I'd ever met, you know.
The Big Sick
8.4s
Hey, it's me. So, uh, did you want to meet at the gallery? Oh, my God! [ Laughing ] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! A bird just hit me in the head!
The Big Sick
1.6s
How'd your parents meet, Kumail?
The Big Sick
5.6s
We're all military people. Army pilots. All my brothers played football. Terry couldn't even change a tire.
The Big Sick
3.7s
[ Sighs ] Oh... fuck.
The Big Sick
2.3s
And Terry... Terry just stuck around.
The Big Sick
1.7s
I'll show you a picture.
The Big Sick
3.9s
Yeah, but we were, like, in the throes of passion then, and...
The Big Sick
4.3s
Were you, like, super funny? - Were you really smart? - [ Chuckles ] Were you...
The Big Sick
4.1s
Of you in high school? Oh, my God. - Boom. - No.
The Big Sick
16.3s
Yeah, I'm just not that kind of girl. I only have sex once on the first date. - Wow. - Plus a hand job. [ Laughs ] Okay, well, I haven't had that, so... You don't get that because you made fun of me. What is happening? What are you doing? I'm changing under this blanket. I've seen everything. Do you remember? We were just having sex.
The Big Sick
8.8s
Listen, I had a really nice time. Thank you very much. I'm just gonna, like, call an Uber, go home, - and I hope... - [ Cell phone beeping ]
The Big Sick
5.3s
- Oh, no. - Big fan. - And you're so serious, too. - Okay. I read an interview with Hugh Grant.
