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1m22s
[Roaring] You didn't slay the dragon? - It's on my to-do list. Now come on! - [Screams] But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all the other knights did. Yeah, right before they burst into flame. That's not the point. Oh! Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there. Well, I have to save my ass. What kind of knight are you? One of a kind. [Donkey] Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned. [Laughs] I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this-- Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude-- Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just backup a little and take this one step a ta time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I'm on theroada lot, but I just love receiving cards-- I'd really love to stay, but-- Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission-- What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh!
Shrek
1m25s
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. - Where did that come from? - What? That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that? Well-- [Chuckles] When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- - There's an arrow in your butt! - What? - Oh, would you look at that? - Oh, no. This is all my fault. - I'm so sorry. - Why? What's wrong? - Shrek's hurt. - Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die. - Donkey, I'm okay. - You can't do this to me. I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. - Does anyone know the Heimlich? - Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! - [Both] Donkey! - Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. - Blue flower, red thorns. - What are the flowers for? - For getting rid of Donkey. - Ah. Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. Ow! Hey! Easy with the yanking. - I'm sorry, but it has to come out. - No, it's tender. Now, hold on. - What you're doing is the opposite of help. - Don't move. - Look, time out. - Would you-- [Grunts] Okay. What do you propose we do? Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind! - Blue flower, red thorns. - [Shrek] Ow! Ho Id on, Shrek! I'm coming!
Shrek
37.2s
Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. - Come on, baby. I said I like it. - Donkey, wake up. - Huh? What? - Wake up. - What? - Good morning. How do you like your eggs? - Good morning, Princess! - What's all this about? We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. After all, you did rescue me. - Uh, thanks. - [Sniffs] Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.
Shrek