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1m47s
- Take it away! - [Gasps] - Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next! Give me that! Your flying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! - Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces. - [Thudding] - Sit down there! - Keep quiet! - [Crying] This cage is too small. Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! - Oh, shut up. - Oh! - Next! - What have you got? - This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. - Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this! - Help me! - Next. What have you got? - Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [Grunts] Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead, little fella. Well? Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt-- -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. - Get her out of my sight. - No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! [Gasps] Hey! I can fly! - He can fly! - He can fly! - He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh. [Grunts] Seize him!
Shrek
1m0s
- Go! - Go! - [Record Scratching] - Go. Go. Go. Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mould - Think it's in there? - AI right. Let's get it! Whoa. Ho Id on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres-- They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. - No! - They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! - Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
Shrek
2m19s
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle... guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep... in the highest room of the tallest tower... for her true love and true love's first kiss. [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen. - [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of-- Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I am not the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on her forehead The years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do So much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mould It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored - Hey, now, you're an all-star - [Shouting] Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mould [Belches]
Shrek
1m14s
I don't give a damn about my reputation - You're living in the past It's a new generation - Damn! - [Whinnying] - A girl can do what she wants to do And that's what I'm gonna do And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me - Me, me, me - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! And I don't give a damn about my reputation Never said I wanted to improve my station Ah! [Laughs] - And I'm always feeling good when I'm having fun - Yeah! And I don't have to please no one The chair! Give him the chair! And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me Me, me, me Oh, no, no, no, no Not me, not me - Not me - [Bell Dings] - [Cheering] - [Laughs] Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! - [Shrek Laughs] - [Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]
Shrek
47.4s
Shall I give the order, sir? No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! - What? - Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest. Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. - Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! - [Crowd Murmuring] - Indeed. All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. Exactly the way it was? Down to the last slime-covered toad stool. - And the squatters? - As good as gone.
Shrek