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37.2s
Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. - Come on, baby. I said I like it. - Donkey, wake up. - Huh? What? - Wake up. - What? - Good morning. How do you like your eggs? - Good morning, Princess! - What's all this about? We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. After all, you did rescue me. - Uh, thanks. - [Sniffs] Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.
Shrek
25.1s
- Aah! - Oh, no! - No, help! - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay. - What did you do with the princess? - Donkey, I'm the princess. - Aah! - It's me, in this body. Oh, my God! You ate the princess! - Can you hear me? - Donkey! - Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! - No! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh. - Shrek! - This is me. [Muffled Mumbling]
Shrek
4m48s
I believe in self-assertion Destiny or as light diversion Now it seems I've got my head on straight I'm a freak an apparition Seems I've made the right decision To try to turn back now it might be too late - I want to stay home today - Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes to play - Gonna get thrown out - I wanna stay home today - Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna be a millionaire some day But know what it feels like to give it away Watch me march to the beat of my own drum And it's off to the moon and then back again Same old day Same situation My happiness rears back as if to say - I wanna stay home today - Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes my way - Gonna get thrown out - I wanna stay home today - Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna stay home stay home, stay home - I wanna stay home today - Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes to play - Gonna get thrown out I wanna stay home today Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I get such a thrill when you looking my eyes My heart skips a beat Girl, I feel so alive Please tell me, baby if all this is true Cause deep down inside all I wanted was you Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives When we first met I could hardly believe The things that would happen and we could achieve So let's be together for all of our time Oh, girl, I'm so thankful that you are still mine You always consider me like an ugly duckling And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on I break a little something to keep my mind on Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let's just rewind the song Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best years All night long - Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance - Makes me wanna dance - Oh-oh-oh, it's a new romance - It's a new romance - Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes - Oh, yeah, yeah - Look into your eyes - Oh-oh-oh - The best years of our lives - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance - Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance - Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes - Look into your eyes, yeah Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives Everything looks bright Standing in your light Everything feels right What's left is out of sight What's a girl to do I'm telling you, you're on my mind I wanna be with you Cause when you're standing next to me It's like wow And all your kisses seem to set me free It's like wow And when we touch it's such a rush, I can't get enough It's like-- It's like Ooh-ooh Hey, what It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey Hey, yeah It's like wow Everything is looking right now, right now - It's like wow - And I got this feeling This feeling it's just like wow It's just like wow - You are all I'm thinking of. - Like wow Everything feels right Everything feels right - Like wow - Everything looks bright All my senses are right. - Like wow - Everything feels right Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you Is like wow [Instrumental]
Shrek
54.9s
[Growls] No. Oh, no. No! [Screams] - Oh, what large teeth you have. - [Growls] I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're-- You're a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? Ooh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh-- [Coughs] I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek! [Gasps] [Whimpering] No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
Shrek
57.5s
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh I'm on my way from misery to happiness today Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you give to me the day I wander I'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that? You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. [Sniffs] It's brimstone. - We must be getting close. - Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.
Shrek
44.1s
Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible! Are you talking to-- me? Whoa! Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. - Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
Shrek
45.5s
- Are you all right? - Perfect! Never been better. I-- I don't-- There's something I have to tell you. You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. - I heard enough last night. - You heard what I said? Every word. I thought you'd understand. Oh, I understand. Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast? But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Yeah? Well, it does. [Gasps, Sighs] - Ah, right on time. - [Horse Whinnies] Princess, I've brought you a little something. [Fanfare] [Yawns] What'd I miss? What'd I miss? [Muffled] Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.
Shrek
2m1s
[Donkey] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon... and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp... which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. - Is that about right? - Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk. I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village... and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you? Uh, no, not really, no. For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. - Example? - Example? - Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - [Sniffs] They stink? - Yes-- No! - They make you cry? - No! You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs. No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [Sighs] Oh, you both have layers. Oh. [Sniffs] You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes. You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, Let's get some parfait, they say, No, I don't like no parfait? - Parfaits are delicious. - No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later. Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. You know, I think I preferred your humming. Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.
Shrek