Uh, no. Okay, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate... ...how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect. KIDS: Ooh! - That's right. - Wait a sec. What? Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun. Up close and personal. [SCREAMS] [LAUGHING] - What the fuck? - Or you can shoot it from a distance. Do I have any volunteers? You wanna come up here and do some shooting? Huh? All right, how about you, young lady? Come on up here. All right. Let's go, handsome, come on. Not you, fat Jesus, slide it on back. You, pretty boy.
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[STU GROANS] - Congratulations, Stu, you got married. - This... This can't be happening.
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- Perfect. Alan, come here, buddy. STU: Get in here, crazy.
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Shit! [PANTING]
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Sounds good.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's comet? - Who cares, man? - Do you know, Stu? I don't think it's for, like, another 60 years or something. - But it's not tonight, right? - No, I don't think so. But you don't know for sure? No. I got this cousin who saw one. He said it blew his mind. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out on a Halley's Comet. So if you guys know if there's gonna be one... Oh, fuck! [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY & TIGER ROARING]
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I don't think so. But someone did slip you the drug. I'm not surprised you don't remember anything. [CHUCKLES] Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night. Remember?
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Why did I pull out my own tooth? Alan bet you that you weren't a good enough dentist... ...to pull out your own tooth.
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[ALAN LAUGHING] He's jacking his little weenis.
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- Why are you being so quiet? - I'm not being quiet.
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- Are you serious? - What do you think?
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MAN: It's all there. - Let him go.
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh!
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[SIREN WAILING] - Check this out. STU: Oh, no. No, Phil. No, Phil. Don't do this! PHIL: Take it easy. - Just try to call more attention to us. PHIL [OVER PA]: Attention. - Sorry. PHIL: Attention, please. Move out of the way. I repeat, please disperse.