I looked everywhere. Gym, casino, front desk. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here. He's fine. He's a grown man. Seriously, Stu, you gotta calm down. Here, have some juice.
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[ALAN GRUNTING] [LAUGHING] Funny fat guy fall on face. You okay? All right, we got the money. Eighty grand, cash. Throw it over. Then I give you Doug. Um, I'm sorry. First of all, good morning. And we didn't catch your name last night. Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow. Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu. And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug... ...before we give you the money, just to verify that he's okay. - Lf that's cool. - Of course, Stu. That is cool.
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STU: Hey. - Hey. Hey, thanks for helping out last night. That was so awesome. Sure.
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That'll be 32.50.
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Okay, what's up? You guys are acting weird. - Look, it's Jade, right? - Very funny, Phil.
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I think the pit boss is watching him.
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Yeah. How could someone have drugged all of us? VALSH: I wouldn't worry about it. The stuff's out of your system. You're gonna be fine. Wait, wait, wait. Please, doctor. Is there anything else? Like, something we may have been talking about, or some place we were going? Actually, there was something. You guys kept talking about some wedding last night. Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow. - You know what? I want the 100 back. - No, no. Easy. You kept talking about some wedding you just came from. At the, uh, Best Little Chapel. You kept saying how sick the wedding was and getting all crazy about it. Okay, I hope this helps. I really have to leave. Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is? I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You're big boys.
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- Come on, chop-chop. - Okay, spin around.
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DAD: I'm gonna beat you! Ha-ha-ha.
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Go, go, go!
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- Just give me one second. PHIL: We will leave without you.
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Listen, Jade, l... Look, you don't have to say it. I totally understand. - This whole thing was stupid. - Huh.
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You don't remember nothing?
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Guys, there's something I need to tell you.
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- What the hell happened to you guys? - Actually, we were hoping you could tell us. What do you mean? I got up this morning, I went to get coffee... ...and I came back and you were gone.
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Whose fucking baby is that? Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite? Yeah, I checked all the rooms. No one's here. Check its collar or something. Shh. Shh. - It's okay, baby. - Stu, we don't have time for this. Let's go hook up with Doug, we'll deal with the baby later. Phil, we're not gonna leave a baby in the room. - There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. - It's not our baby. Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one. All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us. Could you at least just find some pants?
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I can't... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My lateral incisor's... It's gone! It's okay. Okay, okay. Just calm down. We're fine. Everything's fine. Alan, go wake up Doug. Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows. What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a tooth. I have no idea how it happened. You're freaking me out, man. I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down. How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.
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- Anything? STU: Hmm, I got a cigar. Oh, I found, uh... These are some black shoes. - They women's shoes? - I don't know.