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33.2s
- All good with Melissa? - Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it. You think it's strange you've been in a relationship for years... ...and you have to lie about Vegas? Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight. Oh, so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line? Hey. Okay, first of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her. And you believe that?
The Hangover
29s
Whose fucking baby is that? Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite? Yeah, I checked all the rooms. No one's here. Check its collar or something. Shh. Shh. - It's okay, baby. - Stu, we don't have time for this. Let's go hook up with Doug, we'll deal with the baby later. Phil, we're not gonna leave a baby in the room. - There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. - It's not our baby. Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one. All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us. Could you at least just find some pants?
The Hangover
30.6s
I can't... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My lateral incisor's... It's gone! It's okay. Okay, okay. Just calm down. We're fine. Everything's fine. Alan, go wake up Doug. Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows. What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a tooth. I have no idea how it happened. You're freaking me out, man. I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down. How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.
The Hangover