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That crazy asshole kidnapped me yesterday. Okay, but why? I mean, why you? He thought I was with you guys because we were hanging over at the Bellagio. - What? - We were at the Bellagio? We were shooting craps. You don't remember? No. No, we don't remember. Because some dick drug dealer sold him Ruphylin and told him it was ecstasy. Ruphylin. There you go with that word. Ruphylin. What the hell is a Ruphylin? Wow, you are the world's shittiest drug dealer. Ruphylin, for your information, is the date-rape drug. You sold Alan roofies. Oh, shit. I must have mixed up the bags. My fault, Alan. Damn, Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one.
The Hangover
32.1s
You're okay. Ha, ha, ha! Oh, God. We gotta go, buddy. Come on. Oh, we have been looking everywhere for you. - He's alive. - What the fuck is going on? We can explain everything, but right now we gotta go. - Hey, bud. You okay? - No. Not okay. You look good, you got some color. I'm jealous. - I'm getting married today. - Yes, you are. That's why you need to focus and do everything we say. Because, frankly, you're wasting a little bit of time right now. You fucking asshole!
The Hangover
35s
- Okay, okay. All right, fine, fine. - What do you want? Not so good now. Quid pro quo, douche bag. What? Look, we're very sorry. But this is an easy fix. - Alan, where's his purse? - I don't know. - It's in the hotel room, right? - Yeah, we can get it. We can get you the... We can even write you a check right now. No chance. Cash only. - There's a person in there. CHOW: Boring. [YAWNS] Take nap. Come on. Wait. I'm sorry we're boring you! PHIL: Doug, it's okay. - You kidnapped our friend! Kidnapper! PHIL: Wait. STU: Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.
The Hangover
52.8s
STU: That's it. My life is over. Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens. Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this. - This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here. Hey, what's all that? The High Roller package. It's what you ordered. I have coffee mugs. - What? EDDIE: You have baseball caps, huh? And fancy calendars, all with pictures of Stu and Jade. PHIL: Her name's Jade? Yeah, and she's beautiful, man. Clean, very tight. Tits like that. - But that's because she had a baby. PHIL: That explains the baby. - Oh, Carlos. Carlos. - Great. All right. Uh, here's the deal. We made a mistake last night. We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments? Of course I do. It breaks my heart and gonna make me sad... ...but it's no problem. Good price for you. I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties. Oh, not a problem. That's great. Isn't that great, Stu? Come on, buddy. She probably knows where Doug is. - Awesome. - All right, all right. Okay. Uh...
The Hangover
44.6s
Ah! I told you you had the wrong guy, little boy. Damn, Alan, what the fuck you got me into? - You know him? - This is the guy that sold me the bad drugs. - How you doing? - I didn't sell you no fucking bad drugs. - Wait. He sold you the Ruphylin? - Ruphylin? I sold you that Ru...? Wha...? - Who gives a shit? Where is Doug? - I am Doug. - Your name's Doug? - Yes, I'm Doug. His name's Doug too. Ha. Classic mix-up. Come on. - Hey, Chow. You gave us the wrong Doug. - Not my problem. No, fuck that shit. Now, you give us our 80 grand back and take him with you! - No. Come on. I'll be your Doug. - Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, I take him back. Right after you suck on these little Chinese nuts.
The Hangover