PHIL: It's Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's nothing more fair. - Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson. Come on. For Doug. Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
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CHOW: Ta-da. [STU SHOUTS] Is this some kind ofjoke? Who the hell is this? That is not Doug. What you talking about, Willis? That him. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. That's not our friend. - He... That's... - The Doug we're looking for is a white.
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- Daddy. - Hey, my man. Excuse me, but I'm expecting my husband any minute. Oh, that's very funny. Come here. [GROANS] How was your soccer game? [CONTINUES SINGING]
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- Oh, thank God. - Okay. See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.
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- All right, let's go. - Yeah. Careful.
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...you gotta go to Vegas. DOUG: No. Sid.
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It's gonna be okay, Stu.
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Thank you.
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By the way, where you get that cop car from? We, uh, stole it from these dumb-ass cops. Nice. [LAUGHING] High five that one. Yeah, that's nice. PHIL: You know, I just have to say... ...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature. PHIL: Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger. STU: Oh, my God. That's awful. MIKE: Oh, man. [STU LAUGHING ON VIDEO] PHIL [OVER TV]: Oh, shit. - Who does shit like that, man?
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DOUG: Oh, it's like college. - All right. I wanna talk about something. DOUG: All right. - I want to... ALAN: I'd like to...
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Thank you, guys. Or should I say, "Thank you, Stu"? You're welcome. It's only because I love you.
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"Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
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- Tell me what? - Careful, Doug. These women...
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Honey, it's a long story.
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[SINGING "CANDY SHOP"]
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That is awesome.
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[GRUNTS]
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- What is that? - Blood brothers. - Don't... Why did you...? - Damn it. - Here. - Alan... - No. - No, I'm not doing that. ALAN: Go ahead, Stuart. - Make him stop. Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves. Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you. Okay. Thank you very much. PHIL: You all right? Are you okay? ALAN: Mm-hm. - Do you need a doctor? - He's good. PHIL: You sure? ALAN: I'm good. All right, good, because I need everybody to focus. I wanna take a moment, I wanna talk about some... I wanna talk about memory. No, better yet, I wanna talk about selective memory. You see, whatever happens here tonight may as well never have happened at all...
