I love you so much. And I swear to God, if we lose, I'm gonna fucking cut thatjudge. Wait a minute. You brought your switchblade? Yeah. But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it? Oh!
Ted 2
6.8s
Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me? What? What do you mean, "What?" After hours? Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you.
Ted 2
9s
The precedent it sets would affect the public directly. And unfortunately, the public doesn'tjudge byreason. It judges by emotion.
Ted 2
2.9s
Dear God! Dear God in heaven!
Ted 2
1.5s
No further questions.
Ted 2
2.3s
What, you mean since you ripped me in half?
Ted 2
8.4s
MAN: Hey! Where the hell's my coffee? I've been waiting for 1 O minutes. I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away. Jesus, you're a waitress, you're not building rockets. Figure it out!
Ted 2
1.5s
Just like all you guys.
Ted 2
1.7s
(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Ted 2
7s
In those images, Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.
