Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
Ted 2
10s
Good morning. Now... My name's Donny. (SIGHS) Hi, Donny. Now this is a multi-platform release, so I want a full report on all... Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here.
Ted 2
1.5s
(RIPS) (GASPS)
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6.7s
But you've just been so bummed out over your divorce lately that I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
Ted 2
11s
What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.
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2.7s
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte.
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11.1s
No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy! What's your excuse? Whoa-ho! Take a burn! Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter? Yeah! How'd you... What? (GAVEL BANGS) Order!
Ted 2
1.8s
I'll give you a minute.
Ted 2
2.9s
Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?
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28.5s
What is that? What? What are you doing? I'm getting ready, dude. What do you mean you're getting ready? What are you doing to your hand? I'm doing this for you. I'm getting ready. I got to go in and perform. You got your hand on your diok. What are you doing? I'm trying to get it half hard, so when I get in there I could just bust it out. Sitting out here in public, jerking off? Where do you think you are? Red Lobster? What are you doing? What do you think I got to do in there? Forget it. Now, look, you haven't smoked pot for two whole days, right? Yes, I told you, I'm clean, all right? Your baby's gonna be fine. I'm sorry, ljustdonfi want something I got to feed with a pitchfork when he's 16.
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1.2s
Come here!
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3.5s
Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's okay.
Ted 2
3.8s
JOHN: Hey, guys? (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Ted 2
1.7s
Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
5.3s
I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. Contact Bob Jennings atJavHs“.
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12.4s
(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name. Oh, right, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little nervous. I've been out of the game for a while. The game? I don't talk to pretty girls that often. Pretty women, ladies.
Ted 2
6.2s
Hi, I'm calling for Patrick Meighan. This is Samantha Jackson. I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts.
