MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going! It's a crosswalk, jackass! We have the right of way! Yeah. BOTH: Whoa! Hey, what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars? It's Comic Con, you idiot! We're going to the Javits Center. You're the idiots, because you three guys would never be walking together! Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies! Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk! VVhoa.VVhoa.VVhoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek! Yeah, that's two different franchises. Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know. Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.
Ted 2
4.4s
And, look, regardless of all this shit, you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
Ted 2
5.4s
I let you guys down all over again. Hey. You didn't let us down, Sam. You did your best.
Ted 2
2s
They're moving in herds.
Ted 2
2s
No rights, no nothing.
Ted 2
1.3s
What do you think?
Ted 2
1.2s
MAN: Whoa.
Ted 2
1.3s
Shit.
Ted 2
2.5s
That's a hard sell, even for me.
Ted 2
2.1s
I said I would consider it.
Ted 2
1.6s
I'll get right down to it.
Ted 2
2.5s
Ted, you're special.
Ted 2
4.9s
You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
22.1s
Mr. Jessup, we could take him back, with only a trivial degree of legal consequence if we were even caught. And why would we do this? Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick, we could manufacture millions of Teds for every child in the world. Hasbro would double its profits overnight.
Ted 2
10.2s
Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.